The Calendar for 2019!

Well, here we go with the Funny, Zanny, Wackier, National Days and Holidays for 2019…

January 1st- I’m sure we can all recall one of these. 

National Hangover Day! 

Don’t forget National Polar Plunge Day! 

January 1- HAPPY NEW YEAR! See above, you may be hungover..

January 2- It’s goes without say. 

Buffet Day! All the leftovers must be eaten or gone by now. 

 Run up the flag pole day..Not sure about that one. 

Science Fiction day..Hope you have a good book, video game to play or a movie to watch. 

January 3- Toss a fruitcake day! Well that make’s sense, never liked them anyway. 

National Take A Nap Day! I love this one! 

Festival of Sleep Day. (see above)

Humiliation Day- Well, you did just spend time with family and New Years Eve did just occur. What have you done that would be an ooopppsss?  Just admit it.

January 4- National Spaghetti Day! Who’s is tired of all the regular holiday stuff! I want Spaghetti with meat sauce please! 

Trivia Day!!! Call someone and ask them to tell you something about History you don’t know! Or, take a card out of the actual Trivia Pursue game and ask them that question. 

January 5- National Bird Day! Have no idea what this means. 

January 6- National Bean Day! Hey get your beans on! It doesn’t matter the type! Day

National Cuddle Up Day! Love this day! 

Feast of the Epiphany! Good luck with this. 

January 7- Old Rock Day! OK, Hmm, one must have Old Rocks I guess. 

January 8- Earth Rotation Day!! Better go check out the Stars!! 

Bubble Bath Day! May as well look at the stars while you’re filling up the tub! 

Clean Off Your Desk Day! Ummm…have fun! But you will feel better afterwards! 

Male Watchers Day! Guess that means your Man watches what he eats?

January 9- Static Cling Day! It’s going to be a bad hair day in certain parts of the Country. Just saying! 

Word Nerd Day! Don’t forget to call the favorite friend that can write code or is addicted to “The Big Bang Theory”! 

Play God Day! Umm, I guess you go around doing whatever it is you wish to choose to do and say “Poof there it is! Poof there it is”!!

Take the Stairs Day! Well, ya gotta do it at some point. Make it today! PS. This is also the second Wednesday of every Month. Yes, That’s every Month. 

January 10- Cut Cost of Energy Day! Unplug anything not needed! 

Chocolate Day! Go get your sweets on and sweat pants on! They didn’t say how you get your chocolate. 

Houseplant Appreciation Day. I have no idea. Go talk to your plants as you water them I guess, or possibly make sure they have water. If someone gave you a Bamboo plant. I know that’s for many things, make sure that has water. 

Peculiar Peoples Day. I have no Idea, go mess up a neat freaks kitchen? 

January 11- Learn your name in Morse Code. OK, if you really want to know. But when would you use it? Just saying. 

Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend’s Day! Well, I hope it’s raining and your friend has a great sense of humor to boot! 

January 12-Marzipan Day! Again, no idea, you can google it yourself. But have a fun day! 

Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day- Can we skip this? Probably not to some Men. 

January 13- Make your Dreams come true Day! Hope you made plans to go see Mickey at Disneyland! 

National Pharmacist Day- I guess go hug your Pharmacist.

International Skeptics Day. I guess just question everyone that answers your questions that day. 

January 14- Dress Up your pet day! Look out Fiddo and Kitty! Hope your owner has taste. 

January 15- National Hat Day! Get out your favorite hat out and wear it well!

January 16-National Appreciate your Dragon Day. Puff The Magic Dragon comes to mind.

National Nothing Day. Hmm, what to do?

January 17-Ditch New Years Resolution Day!  Well why not start now?? Or, pick just a couple to keep. 

January 18- Thesauruses Day ! Just Google a new word to learn it’s different meanings or spellings. One a day keeps the brain doctor away. 

Winnie The Pooh Day!! The Birthday of Winnie’s the Pooh author A.A. Milne. A must! I adore Tiger from the stories.

January 19- National Popcorn day!! What’s your favorite?

National Tin Can Day! Ummm… you decide!!

January 20- National Butter-crunch Day!  What ya wanna butter-crunch? Hmmm, a nutter butter cookie or two!, what about Thrifty Pralines and cream? Hmm.  I’m getting a sweet tooth. 

National Cheese Lovers Day! I’m a Brie with jam and nice cracker lover myself but, you cannot forget about the Swiss, the mozzarella, with a nice sliced apple-Heaven. 

Penguin Awareness Day! I’m sure the good people of Alaska will keep those tuxedo birds alive! 

January 21- Martin Luther Kings Birthday Jr. Birthday. , celebrated on the 3rd Monday. What a Man. 

National Hugging Day! How fitting. Go Hug Somebody, Anybody! 

Below; I cannot believe I’m writing this. 

Squirrel Appreciation Day! But OK. They are cute! But you do know they bite too! 

January 22- Blonde Brownie Day…Guess who is NOT baking. 

January 23- National Pie Day!!! Hmmm, so many to choose from! Apple, Peach, Banana Cream Pie counts, Custard!! Too bad cheesecake doesn’t count.  

 National Handwriting Day. Well. To me this has become something we don’t do as often as we use too. I dare you to try and write in cursive your name, the directions to your Moms house, work, friends. It makes the mind work. Feel free to share pics. 

National Measure Your Feet Day! Well. I do believe as we age our feet do change. Especially, after to wearing heals for a decade (lucky men!).

January 24-Beer Can Appreciation Day! I know many people that will be celebrating this day!  

Compliment Day! A favorite! Tell anyone you come in some form of communication with something you notice which makes them, them. 

January 25- Opposite Day! Order what you thought you wouldn’t! I don’t have a clue what this means.  Black coffee versus a Late? 

January 26- Australian Day! It’s to long to tell but they raised a flag saying “We declare this as Australia, you no longer hold me you British!”. 

Spouse’s Day! Simple, for no reason pick up a little card. You can always hand write one. Flowers. Who doesn’t like Flowers! Make a date with them. As simple as meet me at 8 tonight for an ice cream cone. 

January 27- Chocolate Cake Day- Hmmm. Can it be Chocolate Cheesecake too?

January 28- Punch The Clock Day! Why again are we mad at the clock? Oh, that’s right..

January 28- Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day! WT! I have heard it calms people calm down, but….It’s only the last Monday of the month.